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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Amy Pond on Thu May 02, 2013 5:39 pm

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"I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud."

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Svetlana Orlova on Fri May 03, 2013 5:25 pm

Sveta to Rory
"I think I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy."

Sveta to Clara
"I have funfetti in my underwear... Will you come get me?"

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Clara Oswald on Fri May 03, 2013 9:23 pm

Clara to Sveta
"It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What."

Clara to Rory
"My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here."

Clara to Amy
"Hey. My eyes are swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?"

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Amy Pond on Fri May 03, 2013 9:34 pm

Amy to Clara
"I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me."

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Clara Oswald on Fri May 03, 2013 9:37 pm

Clara to Sveta
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Svetlana Orlova on Fri May 03, 2013 10:11 pm

Sveta to Clara
If I see one more douchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo I swear I'm gonna shank a bitch.

Sveta to Rory
God help us all. I just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "I don't know who my daddy is".

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Rory Williams on Sat May 04, 2013 7:32 am

Rory to Sveta
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.

Rory to Clara
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.

Rory to Amy
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Svetlana Orlova on Sat May 04, 2013 10:34 pm

Sveta to Clara
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through Earth's crust as she ascended from hell.

Sveta to Rory
Every time she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people.

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Rory Williams on Mon May 06, 2013 3:49 pm

Rory to Clara
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was

Rory to Sveta
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time

Rory to Amy
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Svetlana Orlova on Mon May 06, 2013 8:15 pm

Sveta to Clara
"I'm gonna cuddle the crap out of you tomorrow."

Sveta to Rory
"I could run a drunk marathon in heels."

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Rory Williams on Thu May 09, 2013 4:01 pm

Rory to Sveta
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.

Rory to Amy
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Svetlana Orlova on Thu May 09, 2013 4:13 pm

Sveta to Clara
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up. Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.

Sveta to Rory
You said you didn't want to carry the pizza box, so you just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket.

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Guest on Fri May 10, 2013 2:00 pm

Nessie to Jack
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.

Nessie to Ianto
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire.

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Rory Williams on Fri May 17, 2013 5:11 pm

Rory to Sveta
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Svetlana Orlova on Fri May 17, 2013 11:15 pm

Sveta to Clara
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me.

Sveta to Rory
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair.

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Yasmin Mae Collins on Sun May 19, 2013 2:44 am

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"Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time."

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Svetlana Orlova on Mon May 20, 2013 12:23 am

Sveta to Clara
"Hope your day is as exciting as mine - one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT."

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Idris on Fri May 24, 2013 8:50 pm

Idris to Eleventh Doctor
"Did I tell you that I bit someone's arm for you last night?"

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Guest on Sat May 25, 2013 5:55 am

Corsair to Rachel
"We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day."

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Idris on Fri May 31, 2013 6:16 pm

Idris to Eleventh Doctor
"Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate."

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Svetlana Orlova on Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:36 pm

Sveta to Clara
"Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only Tuesday?!"

Sveta to Warrick
"Today's goal is to get out of bed. This might be hard."

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Idris on Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:27 pm

Idris to the Doctor
"I found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding."

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Svetlana Orlova on Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:31 pm

Sveta to Clara
"Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs... I feel like it was moderately productive."

Sveta to Warrick
"I'm like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors."

Sveta to Rory
"You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning."

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Vasilisa Tchaikovsky on Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:00 pm

Vasilisa to Greg
"Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk."

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Re: Texts From Last Night

Post by Idris on Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:25 pm

Idris to Clara
"He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left."

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