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Post by Guest on Fri May 10, 2013 10:29 am

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Here are the pictures you wanted, this penguin was convinced that this was a fish. And scared off anything that came towards it. Including fish.

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Post by Svetlana Orlova on Fri May 10, 2013 11:00 am

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Crack-up! How long did it take for the effects to wear off? And was he hungover as hell the next morning? If so, I'm curious about penguin hangover symptoms...

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Post by Guest on Fri May 10, 2013 11:06 am

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Since they were so small, and I gave them such a high dose of alcohol. It took a few hours to wear off. It mostly consisted of penguins falling over one another, slipping and rolling down slopes. They were pretty hung over, as far as I could tell. This one shows a hung over penguin. So multiply it by a good 200 more.

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Post by Svetlana Orlova on Fri May 10, 2013 11:47 am

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That's brilliant. So wish I could have been there to see it. Though, I do feel kinda bad for the wee dears... They all survived their drunken stint though, I assume? Fish milkshakes - they'd be the perfect penguin hangover-cure methinks.

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Post by Guest on Fri May 10, 2013 11:55 am

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Nonsense, I am sure they had the time of their tiny little lives. All 200 of them. They survived, altough many of them had to sober up fast. Falling face first into a glacier does that. If you find the one person on earth who would make a fish milkshake, you have discovered a rare breed indeed.

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Post by Svetlana Orlova on Fri May 10, 2013 12:04 pm

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Oh, I'm not saying they didn't enjoy it. I bet they had an utter blast. I just feel sorry for them cos of the hangover. Those things are a total bitch. Hmm, I wonder if penguins can puke...? Did any of yours? I'm sure there's a recipe online somewhere. Humans are weird like that.

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Post by Guest on Fri May 10, 2013 12:11 pm

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Oh, yes. Yes they did. All 200 of them. Do not go sailing around antartica. Any time soon. I do not know, why would mortals wish to make fish milkshakes? It sounds-
Parshara!

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Post by Svetlana Orlova on Fri May 10, 2013 12:41 pm

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Eww, nasty. Although admittedly it'll probs be a lot better than human puke. I don't know what that word means but yeah, humans are weirdos.

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Post by Guest on Fri May 10, 2013 1:23 pm

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Mortals do not have a word quite like it. Thus it is quite hard to translate. It is.. similar to swearing. But that is beside the point, I think I just ran over a building.

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Post by Svetlana Orlova on Fri May 10, 2013 2:13 pm

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Wait, you did what now...?!

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Post by Guest on Fri May 10, 2013 2:16 pm

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I ran over a building, a few secretaries, some men in suits. And a whole lot of cubicals. It is alright, the car is undamaged. I upgraded it to handle this sort of thing. Happens surprisingly often.

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Post by Svetlana Orlova on Fri May 10, 2013 2:21 pm

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Holy crap, Winter! It's not the car I'm worried about! WHY were you driving through/over/whatever a building anyways?! That's what roads are for! And what do you mean it happens surprisingly often?!

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Post by Guest on Fri May 10, 2013 2:24 pm

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It was a shortcut. Roads are guidlines, not rules anyway. And I mean it happens fairly often. Almost daily in fact. I suggest getting an ambulance over here, or there. It was on some road, good luck finding it.

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Post by Svetlana Orlova on Fri May 10, 2013 2:29 pm

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Roads are not guidelines! You're supposed to stick to them; it's in the road manual! If you're going to live here while pretending to be human, at least act like we do. Please. And I'm confiscating your keys when I get there. Not giving 'em back till you pass a driving test. Geez. The ambulance is on it's way, we just got the call. I'm gonna strangle you...

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Post by Guest on Fri May 10, 2013 2:34 pm

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Roads are indeed a guidline, no one follows them. They are like... that silly little law saying do not text and drive. Why would you take my keys? Oh, I should tell you. I did not stop. I am still going, they already called the ambulance, me sticking around would help no one.

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